Fun Beard Facts
These may or may not be true...
Beards can increase your overall strength by 27%.
Beards make you instantly more attractive to women.
It’s only okay to hold your girlfriend's purse if you have a beard.
Beards make you wiser – Confucius, Abraham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, Jesus…
Beards can order a drink in any language. Whiskey and beer are all you need with a beard.
NASA has never allowed a bearded astronaut on the moon, we don’t want to emasculate aliens.
Beards are the world's #1 weapon in a zombie apocalypse.
Chuck Norris’ beard has never lost a fight.
James Bond never faced a bearded villain, because he knew he could never win.
Beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm.
If you never shave…ever…your beard would be approximately 27.5 feet in length at 65.
The Knights of the Round Table were all required to have a beard. It just couldn’t exceed the length of King Arthur's majestic ginger beard.
If the entirety of your beard can be seen on a Skype call, the Institute of Beard Science say’s it’s not long enough.
The study of beards is called Pogonology.
The only time it’s impossible to look manly with a beard, is if you’re wearing Crocs.
Beards make you 63% more likely to win a staring contest.
The answer to the question, ‘Why don’t you shave your beard off?’ is always, ‘Either I’m making you want me or you're jealous, Which one is it?'
Beards grow faster in the daytime than at night.
Beard Envy is the number one cause of depression in United States.
In Bavaria, it’s a requirement to have a minimum of a mustache to drink from a stein. Everyone else must use paper cups.
Abraham Lincoln’s style of beard is called the “chin curtain”.
Bearded men have, on average, the most attractive wives in the world.
The longest female beard was recorded at 30 cm.
If you put all hipster beards end-to-end in space, we’d have a much smaller hipster beard problem here on Earth.
The only king without a mustache in a full deck is the King of Hearts.
Every time a man shaves his beard, an angel loses it's wings.
The average mustache will trap a pint and a half of beer per year.
Jupiter, the Roman God of gods had a beard.
A man with a beard can make a female's orgasm last 56% longer than beardless men.
Having a beard ensures you get through customs 22.5% slower than everyone else.